Friend: What's the difference between ships and otps?
Me: Ships make you smile and sigh and get a little teary-eyed maybe. Otps make you claw your own face off and sob.
amulf: nicotinehearts: omigawdmatt: racheyzane: do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life fuck all of you. seriously.
imagine-dragonlords: thewayweride: If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy FINE If you’re gay and you fall for a woman FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys FINE If you’re pansexual and have a preference FINE What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the...
togamiswife: Cosmo tip #81804959028032: Instead of moaning your partners name, loudly scream the Neon Genesis Evangelion opening
crockercorp: does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this
payto: lyndsimac: pierceduh-veil: samfuckingb3ttl3y: Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples. everyone fucking reblog this ...
ashestoashesjc: do you hate me?? well, that’s cool. i hate me, too. let’s be friends and form a hate club and not let me in it.
how do i tell my parents i’m training to be hokage
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for